Ass Clown

so my grandmother....The Doctah...is a total ass clown. and im being nice by saying that. i don't want to spew hatred in writing. but she just makes my blood boil. i'm going to be quick here but let me just say that she's having ELECTIVE yes....ELECTIVE foot surgery for a THIRD time on Tuesday. yeah..i said it...for a 3RD time. no typos there. and she's giving me attitude because i haven't invited her to recouperate here. because if i did she'd expect to stay through the holidays...which mind you...she doesn't celebrate OH BECAUSE SHE'S JEWISH! but she thinks that because my husband isn't and we celebrate it that it's somehow become her holiday and god punish me for not inviting her to celebrate it with us.

i did it one year...and trust me when i say that it would be less painful to gauge my eyes out with a spoon rather than to have her here again hovering over my every move for every second that she's here. unless she's smoking in my basement...which means that she'd be at the top of the basement stairs basically smoking in my kitchen.

kill
me
now

so i remain steadfast and perhaps selfish but it's what i gotta do to keep me and my family sane. after 7 years of therapy to the tune of roughly $18,200 there's too much at stake now...keeping her happy vs. being happy myself...

the choice is crystal clear.