if i had to build a resume...

it would read:

• wife
• mother
• daughter
• sister
• grandaughter
• sister-in-law
• friend
• chef
• maid
• housekeeper
• nanny
• artist
• member of a hazmat cleaning crew
• dog trainer
• dry cleaner
• chauffer
• personal assistant
• party planner
• event coordinater
• referee
• personal shopper
• musician (i never said i was GOOD at all of these jobs)
• nurse