and then there were 5

so as if life weren't chaotic enough...we've got the puppy. Kate...Kate Spade to be exact. i wanted Coco Chanel but my husband, even with his spare ovary, wasn't having any of that. he doesn't really have a spare ovary...well he doesn't have any ovaries actually...but he's so good at being a girl's guy that Alouicious determined that he MUST have an ovary floating around in him somewhere to make him so good with women. god bless him...he can sit and listen to us talk about tampax, episiotomies, UTIs, the latest hemlines, who Paris Hilton is marrying and how much cleavage she's showing and just about any other girlie discussion. he truly is my star. i don't know where i would be if i didn't have him for the last 14 years of my life. i know i wouldn't be as lucky as i am to be sitting here right now. god knows where i would have ended up. i owe a lot to him...and i love him. as i say to boobah every night before she goes to bed...

*i love you more than all the stars in the sky
*i love you more than all the waves in the ocean
*i love you more than all of the grains of sand on the beach
*i love you more than all of the blades of grass, leaves and trees in the forest
*i love you more than all of the snowflakes that fall each winter
*i love you more than all of the raindrops in the sky
*i love you more than anything

and one of the most favorite things he's ever said in all the years i've known him. we were falling asleep 2 friday nights ago after the puppy had been delivered...and all chaos insued...the inlaws were here, boobah didn't want to go to sleep, billy-dog didn't know why there was a miniature one running around peeing everwhere...crazy, crazy, crazy...

as we're falling asleep he mutters...

and then there were 5...