The Doctah

she's titled that b/c she claimes to have her Phd in something...psychology...but you'd be damned to know it. she uses the Dr. title as if she were an MD. she LOVES it. uses it when it suits her needs...restaurant reservations, drs appts, her answering machine, checks and credit cards, when introducing herself, on stationery and cards. anywhere that someone could notice and ask about it. it makes her feel important and feeds on the gigantic ego that she's got. she really does think shes the queen bee matriarch of all time. and we're going to visit her today. hell...it's easier than her coming here. smoking her carlton menthol 12o's around my baby and making outrageous claims like she invented the question mark. (ok so that's a line from Austin Powers) but STILL. she's that nutty. let's see...things that she's claimed over the years that i know for a fact are out and out lies...

*she went to law school - ok..it just didnt happen
*she met fidel castro...yes...for real...she sticks to that story-aye dios mio
*she dated 3 of the most wealthy men in Boston - in the 70's - and they all asked her to marry them...despite the fact that she was a single mother with 3 kids
*she's the best mother in the world - "i did everything for those girls!!"
*i've been nothing but nice to everyone! so...why won't they take my trash out?
*i'm no bother to anyone!

There are easily 1,000 more but i'll have to update as time goes on...