Thursday, April 27, 2006

Food TV Cokehead

so im sitting (yes...i said sitting) which is rare for me and i was watching 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray. and i love the show and i love her. i think she's funny, obnoxious and sassy. and i love her meals. particularly b/c she calls most of them "healthy" when they're full of pasta and cheese...

but i digress...

she just did an episode where in which the meal was supposed to "recharge your battery". stating that it was for anyone who stays up all night, lots of nights - like she does. it was a meat/potato/onion hash with cheese, fried eggs and salsa on top. my kind of meal! so yummy...

but i digress again...

but my question is...unless you're a new mom dealing with a newborn...who stays up all night by choice? she's going on about how she gets home from a long day and she's got cleaning to do and mail to open and email to read..etc, etc. so she stays up all night...AND she talks 1000 miles a minute AND moves at the speed of lightening on her show.

im convinced she's got an 8 ball under the counter of her show...she's probably rubbing it on her gums during the commercial breaks while her assistants slice and dice.

sigh...its too bad its so addictive, turns you into an asshole, costs a LOT of money...oh and illegal...it would make the days so easy!!!

1 comment:

nita said...

you've rounded the bend, my friend :)